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Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Football An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Football
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Football In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Football
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Football If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Football
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Football I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
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"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Football >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Football
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Football Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Football
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Football Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Football
He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Football I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Football
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Football If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Football
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Football "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Football
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Football A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Football
