East Surrey Group Ramblers Association - Organise weekend walks that alternate weekly between Saturdays and Sundays . Includes walks programme and contact details .
Quiz Walks - Organise short country walks through the summer in Surrey and neighbouring counties. The walks are about 3 miles (5 km) along public footpaths with some cryptic clues to answer along the way. Suitable for all the family.
Surrey Group of the Long Distance Walkers Association - Group news, membership details and a programme of walks and social events . Includes information on the annual challenge event and links to related resources .
Surrey Walking Club - Offering both race walking and strolling. Includes membership details, race results and event information.
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Walking Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Walking
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Walking I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Walking "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Walking
"The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Walking To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Walking
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Walking Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Walking
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Walking What's new? Most of my wife. Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Walking
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Walking Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Walking
blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Walking The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Walking
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Walking Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Walking
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Walking The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Walking
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Walking The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Walking
