Runnymede Borough Council - England - Site includes a section entitled "This Week" which has details of press releases, job vacancies and what's going on in the sports and leisure scene.
Runnymede Citizens Advice Bureau - You may obtain impartial advice free of charge on such matters as debt,divorce, family matters, benefit entitlements.
BNI Runnymede - Business Networking International - Runnymede chapter provides a forum for local businesses to pass business referrals to each other. Our group covers Staines, Chertsey, Ashford, Addlestone and the surrounding area.
JK Limousines - Serves London and the home counties. Describes its fleet and includes a photo gallery.
"Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Runnymede There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Runnymede
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Runnymede All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Runnymede
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Runnymede Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Runnymede
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Runnymede I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Runnymede
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Runnymede History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Runnymede
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Runnymede Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Runnymede
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Runnymede There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Runnymede
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Runnymede Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Runnymede
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Runnymede Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Runnymede
"I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Runnymede When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Runnymede
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Runnymede Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Runnymede
