The Anchor Hotel - For over 400 years, the warm and inviting Anchor Hotel has overlooked Church Square. A regular haunt for Dick Turpin, also Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor whilst they were filming at nearby Shepperton Studios.
Hotel Barge Dudley Thomas - Bed and breakfast accommodation on the hotel barge Dudley Thomas in Shepperton on the river Thames.
Ship Hotel - Privately owned hotel overlooking the River Thames and close to Heathrow.
Warren Lodge Hotel - Hotel for business, special events and weekend breaks in Old Church Square on the banks of the Thames.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Travel and Tourism Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
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-- P. J. O'Rourke I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
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-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda To love another person is to see the face of God.
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Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Travel and Tourism Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
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-- H. L. Mencken We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Travel and Tourism
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Travel and Tourism "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Travel and Tourism
"Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
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-- Oscar W Travel and Tourism A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Travel and Tourism
"Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Travel and Tourism "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Travel and Tourism
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Travel and Tourism Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Travel and Tourism The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Travel and Tourism
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Travel and Tourism "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Travel and Tourism
"I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Travel and Tourism
