"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Tandridge There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Tandridge
I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Tandridge Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Tandridge
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Tandridge It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Tandridge
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tandridge Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Tandridge
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Tandridge Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Tandridge
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Tandridge "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Tandridge
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Tandridge I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Tandridge
"I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tandridge Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tandridge
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Tandridge I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Tandridge
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Tandridge Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Tandridge
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Tandridge "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Tandridge
