Titsey Place and Gardens - Visit the historic mansion house and see its stunning gardens including walled kitchen garden and extensive lawns, rose beds and herbaceous borders.
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
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When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Travel and Tourism A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Travel and Tourism "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Travel and Tourism
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Travel and Tourism
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism
"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Travel and Tourism Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Travel and Tourism
Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Travel and Tourism The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Travel and Tourism
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Travel and Tourism A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Travel and Tourism
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Travel and Tourism
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Travel and Tourism Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism
