Virginia Water Community Portal - Community website and local information source covering the area of Virginia Water, Surrey.
Surrey Motors - Second hand auto sales company that also purchases vehicles from consumers.
Christian Faith Ministries - Equipping Ministry, preparing the Bride, touching people with the Destiny of God, at Christchurch.
Mariner Property Development Limited - Surrey based developers specialising in commercial road side property development for retail and service industries.
Gaskin and Associates Ltd - IT Consultancy services offering products and services to local businesses and departments of corporate companies.
eProperty Services Ltd - Local property management company offering rental and lettings services and property management in the core area of the Windsor Great Park and Kew/Richmond.
Christ Church - Evangelical Anglican church offering general parish and church information which includes sermons and reflections on Christian topics, details of projects, groups, links and contacts.
Virignia Water - Community web site offering a range of information on business, services, news and events in Virginia Water
Amberwood House - Detached 4 bedroom house to let on long or short term let between longer lets.
Team Discovery - Local company offering marketing services on the internet backed up by design and database development.
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
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- Cicero Virginia Water
A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
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-- Rita Rudner "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
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-- H. L. Mencken The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Virginia Water You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Virginia Water
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
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really We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
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-- John Stuart Mill "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Virginia Water "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Virginia Water
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Virginia Water Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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-- David Bissonette Virginia Water
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
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-- Lana Turner Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Virginia Water "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Virginia Water
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philosopher.
- Socrates All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Virginia Water Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
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The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Virginia Water Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Virginia Water
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Virginia Water In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
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Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Virginia Water "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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-- Seen on a t-shirt In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Virginia Water If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Virginia Water
