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Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Arts and Entertainment Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Arts and Entertainment
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Arts and Entertainment One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Arts and Entertainment
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Arts and Entertainment
blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Arts and Entertainment "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Arts and Entertainment
I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Arts and Entertainment
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Arts and Entertainment You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Arts and Entertainment Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
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Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Arts and Entertainment "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Marriage is a rest period between romances. Arts and Entertainment
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Arts and Entertainment Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Arts and Entertainment
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Arts and Entertainment Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Arts and Entertainment
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Arts and Entertainment The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Arts and Entertainment
