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Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Transport "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Transport
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Transport The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Transport
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Transport The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Transport
Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Transport "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Transport
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Transport What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Transport
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Transport Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Transport Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Transport
"Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Transport It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Transport
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Transport
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Transport May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Transport
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Transport The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Transport
