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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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-- Anonymous Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Transport "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Transport
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Transport Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Transport
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Transport There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Transport
Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Transport "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Transport
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Transport We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Transport
Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and
quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that
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The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Transport "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Transport
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Transport Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Transport
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Transport "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Transport
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Transport It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Transport
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Transport "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Transport
