Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Buses A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Buses
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Buses Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Buses
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Buses To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Buses
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Buses I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Buses
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Buses A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Buses
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Buses "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Buses
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Buses It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Buses
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Buses My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Buses
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Buses The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Buses
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Buses Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Buses
If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Buses Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Buses
