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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Accommodation I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Accommodation
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Accommodation It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Accommodation
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Accommodation The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Accommodation
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Accommodation Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Accommodation There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Accommodation
Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Accommodation If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Accommodation
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Accommodation I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Accommodation
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Accommodation "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Accommodation
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Accommodation "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Accommodation
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Accommodation You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Accommodation Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Accommodation
