"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Timeshare If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Timeshare
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Timeshare I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Timeshare
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Timeshare My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Timeshare
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Timeshare Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Timeshare
Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Timeshare Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Timeshare
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Timeshare "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Timeshare
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Timeshare Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Timeshare
"I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Timeshare The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Timeshare
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Timeshare "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Timeshare
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Timeshare Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Timeshare
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Timeshare Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Timeshare
