History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Dance Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Dance
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Dance A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Dance
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Dance Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Dance
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Dance Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Dance
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Dance Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Dance
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous May you never leave your marriage alive. Dance The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Dance
In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Dance "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Dance
"Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Dance The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Dance
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Dance Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Dance
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Dance Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Dance
If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Dance All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Dance
