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Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Employment More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter Employment
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Employment We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 Employment
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Employment A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Employment
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Employment "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Employment
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Employment Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Employment
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Employment Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Employment
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Employment Spinster: A bachelor's wife. I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Employment
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Employment You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Employment
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Employment "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Employment
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Employment When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Employment
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Employment "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Employment
