your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Education Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Education
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Education To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Education
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Education If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Education If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Education
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Education ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Education
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Education You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Education
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Education Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Education
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Education "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Education
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Education You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Education
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Education Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Education "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Education
