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-- Gandhi "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Health blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Health
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Health Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Health
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Health Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Health
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Health I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Health
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Health A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Health
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Health The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Health
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Health I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Health
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Health "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers Health
Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Health Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Health
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Health "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden Health
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Health
