"Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Travel and Tourism
Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Travel and Tourism
Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Travel and Tourism Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Travel and Tourism
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Travel and Tourism
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Travel and Tourism I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Travel and Tourism
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Travel and Tourism Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Travel and Tourism
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Travel and Tourism
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Travel and Tourism He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Travel and Tourism
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Travel and Tourism "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Travel and Tourism
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Travel and Tourism "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Travel and Tourism
