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-- Herbert Hoover Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Vocational and Technical "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Vocational and Technical
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Vocational and Technical Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Vocational and Technical
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Vocational and Technical blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Vocational and Technical
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Vocational and Technical He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Vocational and Technical
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Vocational and Technical "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Vocational and Technical
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Vocational and Technical In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Vocational and Technical
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Vocational and Technical "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Vocational and Technical
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Vocational and Technical Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Vocational and Technical
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Vocational and Technical I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Vocational and Technical
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Vocational and Technical "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
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-- H. Jackson Brown "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Vocational and Technical
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Vocational and Technical "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Vocational and Technical
