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All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Recreation and Sports Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Recreation and Sports
The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Recreation and Sports Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Recreation and Sports
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Recreation and Sports
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Recreation and Sports "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Recreation and Sports
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Recreation and Sports For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Recreation and Sports
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Recreation and Sports Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Recreation and Sports Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Recreation and Sports
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student Recreation and Sports
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) Recreation and Sports What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Recreation and Sports
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Recreation and Sports I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports
"I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Recreation and Sports Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Recreation and Sports
