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Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
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Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
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Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
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-- Otto von Bismarck Travel and Tourism
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