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"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Property My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Property
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Property Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Property
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Property Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Property
He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Property Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Property
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Property Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Property
Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Property Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Property
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Property "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Property
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Property Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Property
You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Property If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Property
Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Property "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Property
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Property Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Property
