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When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Vocational and Technical The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Vocational and Technical
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Vocational and Technical Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Vocational and Technical
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Vocational and Technical Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Vocational and Technical
'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Vocational and Technical When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Vocational and Technical
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Vocational and Technical Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Vocational and Technical
"Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Vocational and Technical Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Vocational and Technical
The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Vocational and Technical Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Vocational and Technical
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Vocational and Technical I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Vocational and Technical
"In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Vocational and Technical Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Vocational and Technical
May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Vocational and Technical Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Vocational and Technical
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Vocational and Technical The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Vocational and Technical
