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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transport Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Transport
"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Transport Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Transport
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Transport "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Transport
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Transport Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Transport We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Transport
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Transport "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Transport
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Transport "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Transport
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Transport "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Transport Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Transport
"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Transport There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Transport If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Transport
