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Morland Motors - Car repairs, body work and servicing specialist. Provides contact details and an information on services.
Fast Temp Recruitment - Employment agency supplying permanent, temporary and contract staff to the IT and construction sectors.
Westoe (STHCT) Brass Band - Details of the band and its activities, engagements, contests and history.
Hebburn Metro Swimming Club - A small friendly club for children of all ages.
Hebburn Boys Under 15's - Russell Foster Youth League team with fixtures, results, photographs, latest results and league tables.
iRawk - Personal pages of local resident Steve.
The Lakeside Angling Club - Profile, waters and events with match results, gallery and information about fees.
Parish of St.Oswald, Hebburn. - Address and Telephone number of Vicar. Service times and contact details for school.
Hebburn - Local history and information about the town, old and new photos, and bulletin board.
Hebburn Message Board - Discussion board discussing the town past and present.
Shield Motor Company - Car and van dealer. Details of new cars, used vehicles, servicing and hiring.
Tyne and Wear LGV - Offers training in light goods vehicles, fork lifts and other machinery. Details of courses, exams, prices and vehicles.
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Chesterton In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. -- Helen Rowland Hebburn There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. -- Pauline Thomason "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Hebburn 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -- George Santayana Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting Hebburn The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back on at No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hebburn "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Hebburn Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. -- B.F. Skinner If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer Hebburn Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Hebburn "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Realism is a corruption of reality. -- Wallace Stevens Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin Hebburn "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living. -- Anon. "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Hebburn We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. -- Tom Robbins I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebrian Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning Hebburn The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. -- Heywood Brown "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Hebburn "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous Hebburn Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. -- Charles Du Bos How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Hebburn People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson Hebburn "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana Hebburn Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing. -- Publilius Syrus "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Hebburn We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. -- Jeff Raskin "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus Hebburn "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. -- Steven Wright Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. -- H. L. Mencken Hebburn Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Hebburn May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Hebburn
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