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First Act Theatre - A registered charity providing young people with a professional level of training in theatre work and performance. Based in the Jubilee Theatre in Gosforth.
Live Theatre Company and Youth Theatre - Based on the Quayside. Venue information and what's on guide.
Young Peoples Theatre - Based in Heaton with the Peoples Theatre, this group caters for the under 18s. Group aims and contact details, news and list of past and forthcoming productions.
Newcastle Arts Centre - A fully licensed theatre plus exhibition facilities. Information on arts, crafts and music events in the area.
People`s Theatre - What's on, history, list of plays, joining, booking and contacts.
Theatre Royal - Listings, educational information, seating plan, booking, photographs and contacts.
Northern Stage - Productions, projects, schools, image library, features and information. Based at the Newcastle Playhouse.
Newcastle University Gilbert and Sullivan Society - Based in Newcastle University, this musical society usually performs two shows each year. Details on current and past shows.
StageFOCUS Theatre Company - Amateur group. Forthcoming productions, previous performances and information for prospective members.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Theatre Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. -- Bob Perelman Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. -- Russell Green Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer Theatre Old soldiers never die, they just fade away. -- General Douglas MacArthur Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless. -- R. Scott Richards It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen Theatre Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant. --John Simon "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) My other wife is beautiful. Theatre In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Theatre This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. -- Oscar Wilde I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Theatre The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. -- Oscar Wilde Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous Theatre Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. -- Gandhi Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Theatre What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler Theatre If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it. -- Schopenhauer The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley All television is children's television. -- Richard P. 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