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North Jesmond Garage - A local garage offering services for all makes of automobile.
Pearsons - New and pre owned Mitsubishi car sales, accessories and service.
Mordue - Automatic driving tuition in the north east of england established over 14 years.
Throckley Millennium Motor Company - Offers guaranteed car finance.
Patterson Ford - Includes new and used car sales, motability, business centre, service and parts departments, parts and accessory shop, and leasing.
Mercedes-Benz of Newcastle - Dealer of new and used vehicles. Details of location, new range, used car stock and after-sales service.
Almax Security Chains UK - Motorcycle accessories. Sell 'The Immobiliser Chain' for preventing bike theft.
Car Show North East UK - Annual event held at Newcastle Race Course. Dates, location map, exhibitor list and photos of cars.
Lyles of Newcastle - European import specialist for mainly Italian and Japanese cars. Details of service, offers and contact information.
Custombilt - Used car sales. Includes current stock list.
Fawdington Ltd. - New and used BMW car dealership, aftersales and accessories located just outside the city centre.
Jowetts Centre - Learn to drive, quotes for motor insurance and car hire. Details of services and how to train as an instructor.
North East Garages Ltd - A Seat, Hyundai and Nissan dealership, searchable used car stock.
Tom Ferguson Motor Engineers Limited - Offers repair, sales and tuning of Porsche cars and race cars. Profile, services and used car stock list.
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -- Carl Gustav Jung It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. Eliot "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower." "Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!" -- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Motoring Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Motoring "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller Motoring I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Motoring As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children. -- Libby Gelman-Waxner Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. -- Oscar Wilde Motoring I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar Motoring I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Motoring Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Motoring "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. -- G. K. Chesterton Motoring The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman Motoring Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976. -- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein Motoring A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. -- G. K. Chesterton "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motoring All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. -- Margaret Mead Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Motoring "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. -- Adlai Stevenson Motoring Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are. -- Gamaliel Bradford Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous Motoring If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. -- Anonymous Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. -- Oscar Wilde "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Motoring The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Motoring A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright Motoring If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Motoring The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa Hoffman Motoring The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbins "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with ano I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst Motoring Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln Motoring
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