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Hoi Polloi - Supplying equipped and experienced filmcrews for broadcast, advertisement and corporate shoots throughout the UK and overseas.
Newcastle Stuff - A monthly magazine, circulated free of charge around the city. Back issues, features, charver central, history of clubs and downloads.
The Geordie Citizen - Newcastle's and all of Geordieland's spoof newspaper. Updated almost daily.
BBC Radio Newcastle - The local BBC radio station serving Tyneside and surrounding areas.
icNewcastle - News, sport and business from local newspapers including the Evening Chronicle, The Journal and the Sunday Sun.
Virtual Geordieland - A multi media Internet magazine with articles in text with pictures and sound that reflect the culture and heritage of the region.
Marry in haste, repent in leisure. -- Tilney There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued. -- Helen Rowland He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard News and Media "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Now comes the mystery. -- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) News and Media Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Allen When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker News and Media "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. - Friedrich Nietzsche News and Media Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) News and Media "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) News and Media "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. -- Charles Schultz The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer to that would be Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard News and Media The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince News and Media "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) The more I know about people, the better I like my dog. -- Mark Twain Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed What does not kill me makes me stronger. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe News and Media "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men! -- Wedding Toast News and Media He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now comple News and Media Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens News and Media blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times. -- Jonson, Ben "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) News and Media "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy News and Media All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton News and Media "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban News and Media Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. -- Mark Twain A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family. -- Navaho saying "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Where there is an unknowable there is a promise. -- Thornton Wilder News and Media Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. -- George Bernard Shaw I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf News and Media This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." -- Erich Fromm If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda cross-dressed as science. -- Linda Bowles, political columnist News and Media Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. -- Wilfred Sheed Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen News and Media "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Study men, not historians. -- Harry Truman Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) News and Media Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through News and Media
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