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Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Weather Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Weather
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Weather Marriage is a rest period between romances. America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Weather
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Weather It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Weather
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Weather "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Weather
"I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Weather Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Weather
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Weather When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Weather
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Weather Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Weather
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Weather Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Weather
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Weather "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Weather
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Weather Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Weather
Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Weather First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Weather
