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The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Love is stronger than justice. -- Sting "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage North Shields We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution, of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always be Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction. -- John Cage North Shields "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles North Shields The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. -- Anonymous Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper North Shields Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities. -- Thomas Jefferson "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twain North Shields Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. -- Anonymous North Shields Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. -- Abraham Lincoln "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? -- Abraham Lincoln North Shields Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. North Shields Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning. -- Benjamin Disraeli Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates North Shields If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates. -- Seen on a bumper sticker America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show North Shields When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Work is a four-letter word. -- The Smiths (Morrissey) May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. North Shields Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -- Robert Orben A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin North Shields You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame. -- G. K. Chesterton It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw North Shields A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) North Shields Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not even talking about the programs). -- Nicholas Negroponte "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks North Shields Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) North Shields Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher Von Braun He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. -- Aesop Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap North Shields Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing North Shields "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain. -- Lord Byron North Shields >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -- G. K. Chesterton North Shields Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) North Shields "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) North Shields
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