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-- Brendan Hills "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) North Tyneside If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) North Tyneside
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle North Tyneside In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein North Tyneside
Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein North Tyneside Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky North Tyneside
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato North Tyneside Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) North Tyneside
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort North Tyneside "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, North Tyneside
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain North Tyneside "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha North Tyneside
"Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker North Tyneside It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) North Tyneside
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s North Tyneside You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw North Tyneside
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) North Tyneside "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) North Tyneside
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 North Tyneside "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland North Tyneside
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous North Tyneside Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B North Tyneside
