"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Golf Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Golf
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Golf Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Golf
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Golf "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Golf
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Golf ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Golf
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin Golf Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Golf
Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Golf Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Golf
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Golf Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Golf
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac What's new? Most of my wife. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Golf Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Golf
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Golf What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Golf
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Golf "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Golf
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Golf "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Golf
