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Total Maintenance and Engineering - Provides electrical and mechanical support services to manufacturing industries an utilities. Describes its services, capabilities and resources with information about training.
Craven-Smith Construction Ltd - General building contractors operating throughout the North East. Services, client list and safety policy.
Data Supplies Ltd. - Supplier of office and computer stationary, computer consumables and accessories.
Ryton and Prudhoe Methodist Circuit - Information about the Methodist churches in Ryton, Greenside, Prudhoe and surrounding area. Includes events diary and contact information.
Ryton Rugby Club - Includes news, fixtures, contact details and senior, youth and mini rugby.
Breathing Space - Suppliers of air conditioning and filtering equipment, and dehumidifiers for commercial and domestic use.
Ryton Golf Club - Riverside course flat course. Information on course, location, club history and visitor fees.
Independent Statutory Inspection Services - Engineering inspection business offering safety and regulatory services. Details of services and list of issues facing particularly industries.
Ryton Bridge Club - Includes events, results and subcriptions information.
Just for Laughs - Costume and joke shop in Barmoor. Details of range, location and staff.
Man With A Van - Family run business providing small removal and single item transport. Information on services and contact information.
Hedgefield House - Hotel offering accommodation and conference facilities. Details of rooms, grounds, local area, sauna and gym.
Urban Web Design - Providing site design and maintenance, including Macromedia Flash, database management and e-commerce facilities. Includes portfolio of current work, prices and contact details.
Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! -- Dr. Strangelove Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door. -- Emily Dickinson blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Ryton "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi Ryton Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. -- Lily Tomlin If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 Ryton "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. -- Henry David Thoreau Ryton The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. -- Quentin Crisp Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." -- Jerry Seinfeld A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Ryton "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis Ryton I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. -- Mae West Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. -- John Galsworthy blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Ryton A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Ryton I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Ryton All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. -- Charlie Chaplin A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Ryton The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech. -- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his campaign pledge that there would be "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you. -- Satchel Paige Ryton If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Ryton "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Ryton "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) It's never too late to have a happy childhood. -- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Ryton Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle No other success can compensate for failure in the home. -- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he LDS Church, April, 1964 "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. -- Margaret Thatcher Ryton A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Ryton He who laughs last didn't get it. -- Helen Giangregorio "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. -- Albert Camus The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert G. Ingersoll Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands Ryton I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Ryton It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out. -- Rick Radebaugh "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) Ryton "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk. -- Fran Lebowitz Ryton There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Ryton Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr Ryton
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