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South Shields Folk Club - Club history and information, events list and links to other regional folk clubs.
Robert Olley - Artist specialising in humourist drawings of local life. Gallery of signed prints available to buy, information on commissioning caratures and printable ordering form.
South Shields Museum and Art Gallery - Display of town history and council art collection with free admission. Details of opening hours, location, exhibit guide and museum history.
12 Year Malt - Acoustic folk and blues band. News, photos, bookings, merchandise, contact, history of the group are provided.
The Marsden Writers - Information on the organisation, members and publication as well as examples of their poetry, short stories and other writing.
Arbeia Roman Fort - Excavated remains and reconstruction of a Roman fort located at the entrance to the Tyne. Details of opening hours, admission fee, exhibits and ways of getting involved.
David Ducasse Performers - Stage school for children, offering tuition in drama, dance and music. Includes information on the staff, the productions and classes, along with news, contact details and newsletter.
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- ROBERT FROST "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Arts and Entertainment You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. -- Olin Miller There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola Arts and Entertainment "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost (1874-1963) There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. -- Oscar Wilde You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it. -- W.S. Gilbert I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. -- James Graham For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. 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You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. -- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right. -- Jerry Garcia "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. -- Margo Kaufman The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein Arts and Entertainment "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Arts and Entertainment "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. -- Oscar Wilde The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon Arts and Entertainment 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Arts and Entertainment What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. -- Anonymous The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones. -- W. Somerset Maugham Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck Arts and Entertainment Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Arts and Entertainment There is more to life than increasing its speed. -- Gandhi Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Sir Winston Churchill My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coattails. -- Clarence Darrow Arts and Entertainment blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic Arts and Entertainment Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings The church is the great lost and found department. -- Robert Short It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen Arts and Entertainment Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind. -- Plutarch He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay Arts and Entertainment Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. -- Niels Bohr I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold Music is the art of thinking with sounds. -- Jules Combarieu Arts and Entertainment The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Arts and Entertainment Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. -- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Arts and Entertainment Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch Arts and Entertainment He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted to 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. -- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Arts and Entertainment "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arts and Entertainment
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