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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Weather The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Weather
A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Weather Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Weather
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Weather To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise Weather
I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Weather I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Weather
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Weather "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Weather
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Weather "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Weather
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Weather If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Weather
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Weather Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Weather
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Weather "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Weather
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Weather Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Weather
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Weather Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Weather
