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GNER - On-line information, timetable and journey planner for intercity rail travel from Scotland-North East-London. On-line booking available, and today's train running information.

North East Action on Transport - A project to improve public transport provision in the area. Project details, links to resources and discussion board.

BBC - Tyne Travel - Travel news and information including roads, rail and air.

Tyne and Wear Metro - Newcastle upon Tyne based transport system which links to Newcastle Airport, Newcastle Central Station, North Tyneside, Gateshead, South Shields and Sunderland.

Moor Park Explore Club - Highlighting both the good and bad aspects of Public Transport in North Tyneside, and giving the fare paying public a chance to have their say on the services they receive.

Arriva Trains Northern - Interactive journey planner for Northern Spirit rail routes.

Superoute - Network of high quality bus services across the area. Route maps and details of the services.

Shields Ferry - Ferry service between North Shields and South Shields. Times, fares, guide to the Tyne and cruise details.

New Tyne Crossing - Information from TWPTA, FAQs, and schedule of public meetings about the intended construction of an additional river crossing between North and South Tyneside.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. -- Groucho Marx Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock She felt in italics and thought in capitals. -- Henry James No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Transport If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. -- Prince "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. 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