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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Accommodation Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Accommodation
"Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Accommodation Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Accommodation It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller Accommodation
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Accommodation For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Accommodation
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Accommodation Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Accommodation
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Accommodation "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Accommodation
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Accommodation "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Accommodation
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Accommodation Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Accommodation
Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Accommodation Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Accommodation
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Accommodation Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Accommodation
