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Martineau House - Family-run guest house located in the heart of the coastal village of Tynemouth, Tyne and Wear. Good views of the historic Priory and coastline.
Cool Mule Web Design - Web designers serving North Tyneside. Profile, services, price guide and portfolio.
RNLI - Tynemouth Lifeboat Station - Images of lifeboats and crew, station history, details of North East coastal area and recent rescues.
The King's School - A co-educational school in Tynemouth for pupils aged 4-18 years. Details of school curriculum, extra curricular activities and in depth sixth form prospectus.
Tynemouth Squash - Lists membership fees, pictures, details of their teams, a facilities description, and a hall of fame by division.
Sidney's Restaurant - A cosmopolitan bistro situated in Tynemouth. Menu and on-line booking.
Tynemouth Gilbert and Sullivan Society - An amateur musical company playing at the Priory Theatre. Information about the society, past shows and current productions.
Deep Blue Dive Centre - PADI dive school, on-line shop, daily boat trips and organised dives, air up to 300 bar and nitrox.
Tynemouth Crime Prevention Panel - Voluntary organisation providing initiatives for crime prevention in North Tyneside. Information about the organisation, its aims and panel schemes.
The Grand Hotel - Includes a description of the facilities.
Mordue Brewery - Microbrewery at Shiremoor, Tyne and Wear, brewing a diverse range of top quality flavours, including 'Workie Ticket', Champion Beer of Britain 1997.
Tynemouth Lodge Hotel - Information, history, real ales, links and contact details.
Tynemouth Pictures - Photographic scenes plus local information and accommodation.
Tynemouth Surf Company - Boards, wetsuits and clothing for sale, with information about lessons offered.
Tynemouth Priory Theatre - North Tyneside. Presents classic and new stage productions in its own 200 seat venue. Show and contact information along with photos, audition announcements, and membership details.
Phiz Web Solutions - Developers of bespoke web applications, online services and a Finnish translation service. Details of services, enquiry form, portfolio and company background.
Nigel Towers - Chartered accountant and corporate financial adviser. Information on services and contacts.
Lemon Jelly Garden - Diary of a children's gardening and reading project on a community allotment in Tynemouth. Includes recipes and press cuttings.
Tynemouth Bed and Breakfast - Traditional Victorian accommodation. Includes facilities and local information.
Five Day Weather Forecast - Provided by the UK Met office including cloud cover and temperature.
"I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart. -- Henry Wadsworth Lo The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado Tynemouth Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. -- P. J. O'Rourke If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. A small family is soon provided for. -- English Proverb Tynemouth Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Tynemouth Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. -- John Weitz, American Designer Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Tynemouth Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. -- Nathan Hale This isn't right, this isn't even wrong. - Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Tynemouth "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken Tynemouth Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. -- George E. Woodberry Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. -- Caroline Rhea A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. -- Carl Sandburg The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. -- Johnny Carson Tynemouth The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost Tynemouth The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be cr Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and "cheap"? -- Phyllis Diller Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. -- Oscar Wilde Tynemouth Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few. -- George Bernard Shaw Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW The best defense is a good offense. -- Anonymous Tynemouth "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. -- Lord Byron "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Tynemouth "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Tynemouth "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey Tynemouth In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Chekhov Tynemouth "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers Tynemouth It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us. -- Francis Bacon Tynemouth The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. -- Thomas Carlyle Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true. -- Anon. Tynemouth I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Sir Winston Churchill Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or can die. -- Thomas Carlyle History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Tynemouth Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. -- John Steinbeck The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact. -- Thomas Henry Huxley The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory! -- General Douglas MacArthur Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Tynemouth It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. -- Abraham Lincoln It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. -- Anonymous Tynemouth Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Tynemouth Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Tynemouth
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