"I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Weather Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Weather
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Weather A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Weather
And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Weather You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Weather
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Weather Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Weather
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Weather "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Weather
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Weather "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Weather
Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Weather Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Weather
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Weather May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Weather
"Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Weather Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Weather
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Weather Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Weather
"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Weather The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Weather
