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Knowhere Guide To Whitley Bay - Includes message board and guide to what's good and what's not.
Allan Pond for Mayor - Information from the Independent candidate for Mayor
InSCInc - Company offering science workshops, demonstrations, theatre and pantomimes to schools. Details of shows, workshops, teacher training and science consultancy.
Whitley Bay Citizen Newspaper - Satirical newspaper with a large cult following.
20th Whitley Bay Scout Group - Meet the members and take a look at the group's activities.
North Tyneside Today - Online news for the local area powered by News Guardian.
North Sea Volunteer Lifeguard - official site of lifeguards on WB beaches
Spanish City Pictures - with some historical information
Essential Guide to Newcastle - Featuring Whitley Bay's pubs, clubs and shops.
Advanced Motorcycle Training - Profile and information about the instructor and his courses with news, FAQ and self assessment questionnaire.
Whitley Bay Online - Large guide listing every shop, event, attraction - everything - about the town.
Warriors Online - Official website of the Whitley Warriors ice hockey team. Includes fixtures, match stats, photos, other local teams and supporters club details.
The Fat Ox - Includes gigs information, pics, and available ales.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Whitley Bay Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde Whitley Bay "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) To love another person is to see the face of God. -- Lyric from Les Miserables "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide Whitley Bay Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. -- Hermione Gingold A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey Whitley Bay "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi I must follow the people. Am I not their leader? -- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Whitley Bay "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber Whitley Bay The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Whitley Bay I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. -- Georges Danton, to his executioner "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Whitley Bay Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball. -- Deborah Tan I hate work. That's why I got married. -- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner Whitley Bay What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Whitley Bay "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Whitley Bay Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another to the world. -- Antonio Machado Whitley Bay "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing. -- Sigmund Freud Whitley Bay In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem This book fills a much-needed gap. - Moses Hadas in a review Whitley Bay The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham The gods too are fond of a joke. -- Aristotle "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe Whitley Bay "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Whitley Bay If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of. -- Peter Ustinov "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Whitley Bay Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Whitley Bay You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown Genius is an African who dreams up snow. -- Vladimir Nabokov No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty Whitley Bay "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Whitley Bay "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -- Shirley Temple Black Whitley Bay Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Whitley Bay
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