HMP Rye Hill - Training prison located near Rugby, Warwickshire, holding 660 adult male Category B sentenced prisoners. Provides details of the prison's location, visiting regime and activities.
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Government When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Government
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Government The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Government
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Government "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Government
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Government That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Government
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Government "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Government
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Government Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government
"In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Government
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Government Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Government
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Government Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Government
For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Government "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government
It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Government There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Government
