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"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Kenilworth There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Kenilworth
If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Kenilworth "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Kenilworth
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Kenilworth Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Kenilworth
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Kenilworth A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Kenilworth
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Kenilworth Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Kenilworth
Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Kenilworth Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Kenilworth When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Kenilworth
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Kenilworth Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Kenilworth
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Kenilworth The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Kenilworth
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Kenilworth Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Kenilworth
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Kenilworth It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Kenilworth
