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"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Kineton "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Kineton
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Kineton "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Kineton
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Kineton A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Kineton
"A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Kineton "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Kineton
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Kineton Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Kineton
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Kineton Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Kineton
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Kineton Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Kineton
Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Kineton Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Kineton
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kineton A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Kineton
Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Kineton "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Kineton
"Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kineton "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Kineton
