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Bomford Turner - Manufacturers of agricultural and municipal flail hedge cutters, front end loaders and cultivators.
Salford Farm House - Bed and breakfast accommodation. Describes the house and its facilities, with prices and information about the food and local attractions. [Requires Flash]
Salford Priors Parish Council - Information about the council and its meetings, a list of useful contact numbers for village organisations, and an online copy of the 'village design statement'.
Salford Priors First School - Includes news and events, the school newspaper, a virtual tour, and photographs of pupils' art-work.
St Matthew's Church - Service times, news, activities, virtual tour, and a guest book.
Salford Hall Hotel - Includes a tariff, a list of facilities offered, and a brief history.
The Queen's Head Pub and Fat God's Brewery - The pub features a bar, lounge area, a la carte restaurant, and brasserie. The brewery sells a range of beers, and online ordering is available. [Requires Flash]
JP Signs and Graphics - A family run business offering design, supply, and fitting of vinyl lettering, logos, and graphics onto a range of signage products.
Salford Priors - Community Site. Links and information about local businesses, organisations, and institutions.
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(Samuel Goldwyn) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. -- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry Salford Priors The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton Salford Priors "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries. -- Iris Murdoch I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. -- Alexandre Dumas pere Salford Priors Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. -- Laurence J. Peter Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Salford Priors Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares, assess randomi Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman. -- Herbert Spencer The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. -- Adlai Stevenson Salford Priors Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. -- Mark Twain Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Salford Priors Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional convi Salford Priors History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Winston Churchill Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. -- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human Salford Priors When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the lev Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Salford Priors I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -- George Bus "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are great riches. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Salford Priors A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. -- Joseph Addison Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -- Mark Twain Salford Priors What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. -- George Washington I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Salford Priors "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) We love because it's the only true adventure. -- Nikki Giovanni If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler My other wife is beautiful. Salford Priors "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. -- Abraham Lincoln Salford Priors I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but th There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous str Salford Priors Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Salford Priors
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