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Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Warwick It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Warwick
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Warwick Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Warwick
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Warwick "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Warwick
Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Warwick Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Warwick
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Warwick Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Warwick
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Warwick The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Warwick
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Warwick "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Warwick
Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Warwick Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Warwick
Marriage is a rest period between romances. My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Warwick "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Warwick
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Warwick An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Warwick
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Warwick "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Warwick
