Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells By Region "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) By Region
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte By Region "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? By Region
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson By Region blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, By Region
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor By Region Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge By Region
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) By Region I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland By Region
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Think off-center." (George Carlin) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow By Region "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that By Region
It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century By Region "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke By Region
"What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud By Region Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song By Region
Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone By Region See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) By Region
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 By Region "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith By Region
When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. By Region "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha By Region
