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To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Music The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Music
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Music When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Music
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Music I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Music
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Music Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Music
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Music Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Music
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Music Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran Music
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Music "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Music
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Music A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Music
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Music University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Music
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Music When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Music
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Music This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Music
