Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Health In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Health
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Health Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Health
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Health Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Health
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Health Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Health
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Health Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Health
Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Health "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Health
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Health The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Health
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Health Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Health
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Health Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Health
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Health Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Health
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Health I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Health
