We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Economic Development Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Economic Development
Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Economic Development My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Economic Development
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Economic Development Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Economic Development
"From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Economic Development To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Economic Development
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Economic Development "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Economic Development
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Economic Development Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Economic Development
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Economic Development Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Economic Development
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Economic Development "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Economic Development
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Economic Development Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Economic Development
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Economic Development I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Economic Development
If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Economic Development I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Economic Development
