Castle Bromwich Hall Gardens - A baroque garden in the process of being restored to its former 17th century glory. Contains information on progress, photographs, events and details for visitors.
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
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-- F. M. Knowles Travel and Tourism
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) Travel and Tourism An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Travel and Tourism
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
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-- Epicurus A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Travel and Tourism Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Travel and Tourism
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Travel and Tourism The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Travel and Tourism
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Travel and Tourism There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Travel and Tourism
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Travel and Tourism A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Travel and Tourism "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Travel and Tourism
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Travel and Tourism The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Travel and Tourism
